
Buffalo Nickels is an alias for a former Army Special Forces operator who wishes to conceal his identity so as to walk among us appearing to be normal and not the sick, twisted freak he really is. And so by popular demand, we have hidden him off in this corner of the world-wide-web. His cause was once, "To Free the Oppressed!" Since his retirement, it has become, "Liberate the Stupid!"
BUFFALO NICKELS
"LIBERATING THE STUPID"
"All leaves are canceled until morale improves!"
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NO! This is not a scene from the Matrix. These are Indonesian VIP coppers.

Its 1978. Would you invest in this group?

Mable Peabody's Beauty Parlor, Chain Saw Repair AND Night Club in Denton, Texas

"It's Al Gore's lawn mower, but you must own a push mower." - Buff

"Damn Jarheads! But this is kind of funny!" -Buff
Buffalo's "Proof of Morons Amongst Us..."

Wacked-out, liberal hippies with braided armpit hair and right-wing, ultra conservative block heads with hair-sprayed helmet hairdos all agree. Something ain't right with this Detroit-thing.

Sheehan and the racist trouble-maker cozy up for an eye-popping, radical, left-wing, thinking disorder, hippy hug.
Confused, bewildered, ignorant..the Sheehan report


"Wrong way, Snowflake. The magazine that is. And you might try some cover behind the car, too?"
"Proof again, you know who are amongst us." - Buff

"Proof positive again, there are morons amongst us...." - Buff

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"Custom made barrels just to
fit your audible...cavity!"
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